A Rainy Morning in Canberra

Twas a rainy morning in Canberra yesterday. This was massively inconvenient to me and the Lish. The reason why is, she had to bring Fuzzy Wuzzies mattress in from the front porch.

The mattress was on the front porch because that is where the best sun falls on our property.

We needed the best sun because we were trying to dry out said mattress. the mattress obviously being wet.

The mattress was wet because I had had to clean it with soap and water.

I had to clean the mattress because Fuzzy Wuzzy had wet it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy had wet the mattress with the contents of his bladder. The extent of wetting indicates more than one bladders worth of his urine got into it.

He was able to do this because he has taken to stripping off ENTIRELY at night. He has become quite the nudity ninja as well. Lish and I had no idea he had been disrobing after lights out.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, the puddle of piss he was sleeping in at the time was larger than him. The mattress has a foam core and, thankfully, I think it repelled most of the night water.

If you don't have at least one bed disaster built on a foundation of urine I don't think you qualify as a real parent. We have had roughly 10 all up so far. That doesn't include poonami floods that break the banks and blot the landscape of clothing as far as the eye can see. Always fun those ones. Stare bear has had two of those in the last two days.

Oh the travails.